Watch out for this turd.

So I found myself in the gutter again, and by gutter you might guess I mean craigslist. And guess who posted an ad? Media Mogul Eddie Kritzer!

I replied to the call for scripts to be purchased by an already “successful producer” looking for material first by asking him to send me a direct email contact, which he did. I’m glad he did cause it gave me a chance to see his website and then find this blog: http://leegoldberg.typepad.com/a_writers_life/2005/02/youd_think_anyb.html?cid=143909742#comments.

So I was already prepared to hear back from Eddie Kritzer. His resume looked impressive (eddiekritzer.com)  if you consider riding the coat-tails of one of America’s finest citizens and most influential of comedians Bill Cosby to be impressive. Once I provided him with my phone number to call I heard back from him in about 2 days, on New Years Day. He literally wasn’t on the phone with me 3 minutes yet when he explained his program to me as one in which I pay his 600 dollar commission in advance for the un-guaranteed selling of my script to his magical world of “contacts.” I got into a little bit of debate with him about the ethics of his business practice.

Times are tough.
True enough.
Without people like this
giving us guff.

Hope you see the light, good and faithful servant. Peace. M.